I'm a Maybach and you's a Volvo
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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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il y a 23 minutes, 28/7/14 with 6 notes

pricksatmywindow:

i’m terrified of sounding mean on the internet so i always add too many exclamation marks and smiley faces but i think it makes me sound like a primary school teacher

yes, this graphic was coloured with the blood of my enemies (◡‿◡✿)
I'm a Maybach and you's a Volvo